Beavis' Kris Kringle

Dear Uncle Kris,

My name is Beavis. I have a friend called Butthead and I would like to buy him a body board for xmas. Hhhhhhhhhh. Preferably 41". Apparently, there is a dude called sackwash Smyth who might have a friend who can do good deals on body boards. Hhhhhhggggghhh. Can you please speak to him to see if he can talk to his mate, because half decent one might be at least $150. Depends how stingy you want to be.

Thanks Kris. ahhhhhhh